The 10 Laws of Cat Physics

1. Law of Cat Inertia

A cat at rest remains at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food or a nearby scurrying mouse.

2. Law of Cat Magnetism

All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

3. Law of Cat Thermodynamics

Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except for the cat. In which case, all heat flows to the cat.

4. Law of Obedience Resistance

A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.

5. Law of Bag/Box Occupancy

All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

6. Law of Milk Consumption

A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

7. Law of Furniture Replacement

A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

8. Law of Cat Disinterest

A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expands in trying to interest him/her.


9. Law of Pill Rejection

Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

10. Law of Cat Composition

A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter.


Source: Cats Magazine